• @gibmiser
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      11 months ago

      Oompa loompa doompety doo

      We have a perfect deal for you

      Oompa loompa doompety dee

      If you are wise you’ll listen to me

      What do you get when you buy a company

      That is struggling to make any money?

      You strip it down and sell all of its parts

      And pocket all of the profits

      with no remorse

      You don’t care about the workers’ fate

      You only care about the growth rate

      You know that greed is good and right

      You sleep so soundly every night

      Oompa loompa doompety da

      If you are greedy you will go far

      You will live in happiness too

      Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

      Doompety do

      • @Tronn4
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        911 months ago

        This guy Oompas

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        211 months ago

        Wrong set! You’re supposed to be on the set of Pretty Woman!