• Wolf Link 🐺
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    311 months ago

    Don’t you mean Kumonga? Not to be confused with …uh… dang, I’m running out of cryptids.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      311 months ago

      dang, I’m running out of cryptids.

      Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.

      • Wolf Link 🐺
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        311 months ago

        You’re thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          11 months ago

          You’re thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.

          • Wolf Link 🐺
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            311 months ago

            Those are Aphids. You’re thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.

            • @Viking_Hippie
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              11 months ago

              You’re thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.

              • Wolf Link 🐺
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                311 months ago

                Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You’re thinking of Adam’s first wife.

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                  11 months ago

                  That’s Lilith. You’re thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.

                  • Wolf Link 🐺
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                    311 months ago

                    That’s “illegal”. You’re thinking of handwriting that’s not clear enough to be read.