• @Viking_Hippie
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    311 months ago

    dang, I’m running out of cryptids.

    Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.

    • Wolf Link 🐺
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      311 months ago

      You’re thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        11 months ago

        You’re thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.

        • Wolf Link 🐺
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          311 months ago

          Those are Aphids. You’re thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            11 months ago

            You’re thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.

            • Wolf Link 🐺
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              311 months ago

              Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You’re thinking of Adam’s first wife.

              • @Viking_Hippie
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                11 months ago

                That’s Lilith. You’re thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.

                • Wolf Link 🐺
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                  311 months ago

                  That’s “illegal”. You’re thinking of handwriting that’s not clear enough to be read.

                  • @Viking_Hippie
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                    311 months ago

                    That’s illegible. You’re thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.