• @[email protected]
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    541 year ago

    Slavery is still legal in the US now, they just need to be convicted of a crime first. Easy enough to find crimes to put people away for, and you can even selectively enforce laws against the people/race you don’t like

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      Good thing the force behind enforcing laws and charging people as criminals is famously good-natured and held to the highest of accountability standards to prevent any possible corruption!

      Oh wait.

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      11 year ago

      Okay but that still makes Taylor Swift owning Kanye illegal because she is a private person.

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        1 year ago

        I’m sure she could put some of that $700M towards buying a private prison and then bribing the cops, the D.A., and the judge to get him sentenced there.

        • @Cort
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          Wait, so if Kanye gets convinced of a crime, T-swift could buy the private prison where he’s serving his sentence and then effectively own Kanye? Is a billion dollars enough to buy a prison? They can’t be that expensive, right?

        • MacN'Cheezus
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          31 year ago

          At least theoretically.

          IDK about you, but I can picture Kanye playing that from time to time and low key kicking ass far more than I can picture her doing it.