• SuperDuper
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    511 year ago

    God: Here’s some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me.

    Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

    • @Oderus
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      261 year ago

      Satan is also pro masturbation. He’s got my vote.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 year ago

      Satan: we don’t torture people with thorns and nails here. That’s the other guy’s department. Same for locusts, killing firstborn, you get the idea.

      • tengohipo
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        -21 year ago

        @superduperenigma @SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
        I’m going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
        I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
        I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”

    • Lemminary
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      41 year ago

      Good Guy Satan wants to get educated and get an abortion that could save your life.