• @friend_of_satanM
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    1561 year ago

    Haha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I’ve killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn’t there to stop me.

    • SuperDuper
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      511 year ago

      God: Here’s some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me.

      Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

      • @Oderus
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        261 year ago

        Satan is also pro masturbation. He’s got my vote.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 year ago

        Satan: we don’t torture people with thorns and nails here. That’s the other guy’s department. Same for locusts, killing firstborn, you get the idea.

        • tengohipo
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          -21 year ago

          @superduperenigma @SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
          I’m going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
          I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
          I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”

      • Lemminary
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        41 year ago

        Good Guy Satan wants to get educated and get an abortion that could save your life.

    • @danc4498
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      51 year ago

      I’ve killed everybody I’ve wanted to and had the capability of killing. Which is nobody.

    • LifeBandit666
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      31 year ago

      According to the Bible Satan gave us knowledge and God wanted us to remain stupid so he punished us. Fuck God, Hail Satan

      • @friend_of_satanM
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        1 year ago

        1200 years later, name_NULL’s children were still at war with the children of name_NULL’s enemies because they all deserved it. 🙄

        • uphillbothways
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          21 year ago

          Turns out they were all name_NULL’s children killing each other. On a long enough timeline, provided progeny survive, it’s inevitable.

      • originalucifer
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        11 year ago

        considering who gets to decide ‘whos deserving of it’… this seems a little… violent