Just recently I was in a conversation with a number of UK mainlanders and we had a debate over what “tories” meant, apparently disproportionately ordinarily it refers to a political party and it’s not usual to use it as short for “territories” as I’ve used it (according to how the debate ended, it was half and half between them). And once again I’m reminded of how people feel to look back at their usage of a word/phrase over the years and cringe.

More tragically, me and a friend were embarrassed once upon realizing everyone was confusing “encephalitis” with “hydrocephalus” when talking to someone about their kid with hydrocephalus. Awkward because encephalitis is caused by HIV.

  • modifier
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    I was homeschooled and was basically educated by books, so I have a massively large vocabulary and I mostly use it correctly.

    But pronunciation? I’m fucked.

    • @pdxfed
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      291 year ago

      You have “a massively large vocabulary” and couldn’t think of anything other than “massively large”? 🤔

      • @[email protected]
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        I was raised by dyslexic wolves in a dixie cup full of turds and was basically educated by punches, so naturally my encyclopedic repertoire of words is aptly humbled by the plentiful platitude of my somewhat planar pronunciation.

      • @Mr_Blott
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        171 year ago

        Come on, that’s still super better than all the super unimaginative kids who super use super as a superlative every super single sentence

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        I take your point, but please consider: People who like to show off their checks thesaurus prodigious vocabularies are generally insufferable to be around.

        • @pdxfed
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          31 year ago

          I’ll clap for prodigious and the insult!

      • @chitak166
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        11 year ago

        Doesn’t mean he needs to put on airs.

    • @flubba86
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      My wife is the same. Very well read, but never learned the pronounciation of her fancy words.

      Imagine the look on her face when I explained that the “hors d’oeuvres” she read about in books are the same thing as the “or durves” she was serving at the party.

      I had the opposite, I always thought the word “grandiose” I saw in books was the word “grandeur” that I hear people say, so I always read “grandiose” as “grandeur” and thought “grandeur” was spelled that way. Whenever I heard people say “gran-di-ose” I would pipe up “uh, actually, it’s pronounced grandeur, the s is silent”.

      • Call me Lenny/LeniOP
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        41 year ago

        Very similar to this, on multiple occasions I’d try to make macarons and accidentally make macaroons and vice versa.

    • @chitak166
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      01 year ago

      I don’t really value pronunciation as much as some do. If you understand what you’re talking about, that matters more than being exposed and remembering the right pronunciation.

      So many words we never hear people say, but we read them and have to know them.