Just recently I was in a conversation with a number of UK mainlanders and we had a debate over what “tories” meant, apparently disproportionately ordinarily it refers to a political party and it’s not usual to use it as short for “territories” as I’ve used it (according to how the debate ended, it was half and half between them). And once again I’m reminded of how people feel to look back at their usage of a word/phrase over the years and cringe.

More tragically, me and a friend were embarrassed once upon realizing everyone was confusing “encephalitis” with “hydrocephalus” when talking to someone about their kid with hydrocephalus. Awkward because encephalitis is caused by HIV.

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    Table might count for me here.

    I grew up in America and “a bill was tabled” means that a bill was removed from consideration there… while as in Canada it means the precise opposite “a bill was tabled” means it was introduced for debate.

    I don’t use the term often in common speech, but I was really confused reading political news when I first arrived.

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      in America and “a bill was tabled” means that a bill was removed from consideration

      Really?

      In Canada to remove from consideration the term is “shelved”, just in case that’s different. Tables and shelves, what’s with these terms? (probably what happened with the physical paper it was written on.)

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          UK

          to suggest something for discussion:

          An amendment to the proposal was tabled by Mrs James.

          US

          to delay discussion of a subject:

          The suggestion was tabled for discussion at a later date.

          US doesn’t make any sense to me. The table is where things are discussed. You bring it to the table.

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            Just because it has been brought to the table doesn’t mean it will go anywhere else. “Tabling” a discussion suggests that we are stepping away from the table for now. We are taking away any deal we have struck, but leaving behind any issue still under contention. Maybe we will bring it up when we come back, maybe not.

            We use “tabling” in much the same sense as the idiom “leaving money on the table”, meaning “concluding a transaction without demanding all consideration owed to you”.

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              Tabling means it’s brought for discussion, it doesn’t need to go anywhere else.

              The other idiom even has to specify leaving the table.

              *Hell even the prior definition had to say “later date” because it was to be discussed at the table.

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                It absolutely does need to go somewhere else. The issue under discussion is not yet operational. It’s not yet a law, or part of a contract. While it is on the table, it is nothing more than hot air. The participants have to come to a consensus and carry it away from the table as an agreement before it becomes actionable.

                Tabling an issue means it isn’t progressing into operation. It’s still on the negotiating table, but we are moving on to other, more pressing issues for the time being.

                Context also matters. If the issue isn’t currently under discussion, then yes, it makes sense that “tabling” means you are bringing it to the table; inviting discussion on that issue.

                But, when the issue is already under discussion, a proposal to “table” that issue certainly doesn’t mean to reintroduce the issue we are already discussing.

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                  …discussions are discussions. They don’t need to lead somewhere for the discussion to happen, ie the discussion to be brought to the table.

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              My impression is that a tabled thing is put down and is no longer the thing at hand. It will probably be picked up later, once other things, that are on the table, are through.

            • @Zippy
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              Then it is shelved. Basically for a later dated. Tabled is where the discussions take place.

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      So did you table your use of table or was it tabled and therefore, still on the table?

  • @aelwero
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    Encephalitis is caused by viral infections. Our immune system usually suppresses said viruses, and HIV takes away the ability to suppress them.

    This happens with a lot of illnesses… thrush, Tuberculosis, fungal infections. HIV allows a lot of stuff to have far worse impact than it normally would.

    That’s not quite the same as HIV causing them… Pedantic maybe, but since we’re talking about words meaning things… ;)

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      Encephalitis literally just means “in the brain inflammation”.

      https://www.etymonline.com/word/encephalitis

      This brain inflammation can be caused by many things. Quote from Mayo Clinic:

      Encephalitis is inflammation of the brain. There are several causes, including viral infection, autoimmune inflammation, bacterial infection, insect bites and others.

      https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/encephalitis/symptoms-causes/syc-20356136

    • @zzzz
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      It can also be caused by prions. Mad cow disease is aka bovine spongiform encephalitis. I believe the word just indicates cell death in the brain which leaves regions of dead tissue.

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      True, but in the context of talking about someone’s child in my local culture, it raises an eyebrow or two if the other person doesn’t associate the two conditions.

      • @Therealgoodjanet
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        it raises an eyebrow or two if the other person doesn’t associate the two conditions.

        I don’t get it. It raises an eyebrow if you don’t link encephalitis and HIV? I’m about 90% sure I must be misunderstanding you…

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          Encephalitis has many causes, yes, but HIV is the one that sticks out. If you go to someone and talk about it, they’re going to have the same “assume the worse” or “out of context” mindset as if you were to talk about mononucleosis (to give a distant analogy). Sure, mononucleosis can be caused by several things, such as sharing a toothbrush or having someone cry on you, but everyone associates it with what it’s famous for, being spread through liberal usage of intimacy. Same with encephalitis. So when you go to a random neighbor here and say “how is the kid with encephalitis” they’re not going to take it well. People here are prudish like that.

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    I was homeschooled and was basically educated by books, so I have a massively large vocabulary and I mostly use it correctly.

    But pronunciation? I’m fucked.

    • @pdxfed
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      You have “a massively large vocabulary” and couldn’t think of anything other than “massively large”? 🤔

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        I was raised by dyslexic wolves in a dixie cup full of turds and was basically educated by punches, so naturally my encyclopedic repertoire of words is aptly humbled by the plentiful platitude of my somewhat planar pronunciation.

      • @Mr_Blott
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        Come on, that’s still super better than all the super unimaginative kids who super use super as a superlative every super single sentence

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        I take your point, but please consider: People who like to show off their checks thesaurus prodigious vocabularies are generally insufferable to be around.

        • @pdxfed
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          I’ll clap for prodigious and the insult!

      • @chitak166
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        Doesn’t mean he needs to put on airs.

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      My wife is the same. Very well read, but never learned the pronounciation of her fancy words.

      Imagine the look on her face when I explained that the “hors d’oeuvres” she read about in books are the same thing as the “or durves” she was serving at the party.

      I had the opposite, I always thought the word “grandiose” I saw in books was the word “grandeur” that I hear people say, so I always read “grandiose” as “grandeur” and thought “grandeur” was spelled that way. Whenever I heard people say “gran-di-ose” I would pipe up “uh, actually, it’s pronounced grandeur, the s is silent”.

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        Very similar to this, on multiple occasions I’d try to make macarons and accidentally make macaroons and vice versa.

    • @chitak166
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      I don’t really value pronunciation as much as some do. If you understand what you’re talking about, that matters more than being exposed and remembering the right pronunciation.

      So many words we never hear people say, but we read them and have to know them.

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    Oh in English – I used to say renumerate (numerate a second time) instead of remunerate (pay someone for a thing).

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      Me too!! I’m Italian and I used to say “renumerare” instead of “remunerare”.

      If you’re curious, the verb comes from Latin “munus” = service/duty/tax

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        Yup, that makes sense!

        I’ve cornered the market on Latin-Vietnamese cross-language humor though. Stay off my turf :P

    • @Teodomo
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      I’ve never had this problem in English nor Spanish but you made me realize those two words are very similar in Spanish too (reenumerar, remunerar)

  • junderwood
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    I used the term ‘pursuant’ incorrectly for a long time. I thought it meant something like ‘things you do in order to achieve something’, like sweeping the floor is pursuant to getting the kitchen clean, vs the correct usage, which is either ‘in accordance with’, or ‘in a manner conformable to’. So a correct usage would be ‘sweeping the floor is pursuant to the procedure we set up to clean the kitchen’. Nice word, though. I like it.

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      As a foreigner I would have made that same mistake, since it sounds like it’s related to pursuit. Educational comments in this

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      sweeping the floor is persuant to the procedure…

      Its more often used in formal and legal stuff. I’d kinda perceive you were being an ass or condescending if you were to use it that way. Like its just an annoying word generally.

      You might want to simply say

      “please do x like I showed you”

      or something like that. I would honestly never use persuant unless I was a prosecutor even though I’m intimately familiar with its use in legal and other academic writing.

      Just don’t use it, also is English your first language? I feel like no native English speaker would ever really use that aha

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          Why not just say I made/had a poptart? Why do you need to get that descriptive about it, its junkfood that you just eat or pop in the toaster, hence the name. Is like a tart you pop in the toaster

          Worst case, use according but I don’t get why you’d ever need to say that. Nobody who speaks English would really ever say that, that sounds like a textbook exercise lol

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    How about " till " in English vs " 'til " ?

    In English, a till is a cash drawer or a plough. The abbreviation for “until” is " 'til ".

    I see it in subtitles. I worry for society.

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    I thought penultimate meant …basically ultimate

    Am doofus

    Edit: to clarify, I thought it meant it in a good way, as in best. It actually means next to last

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      One of my professors would regularly use the word antepenultimate, “before before last”.

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        when you’re reading linguistics literature & forums you’ll see variations all the way up to “propreantepenultimate” (fifth last) commonly

        meanwhile in Italian you’d just see “quintultimo” but fuck those guys amirite

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          Ah, that works much better in Italian!

          One related word I have mixed feelings about is ‘antediluvian’. On one hand, it’s got a nice ring to it. On the other hand, there are enough floods in my area that it translates to “more than a short time ago”, which feels contrary to it’s intended usage.

          Some people might require a flood of biblical proportions. We get those less frequently, but in practice, still too often for the word to be used as intended.

          On a semi-related note, I accidentally stumbled on a temple the other day that looked Buddhist, but the symbology had far too many tentacles and various statues had… unusual numbers of limbs. Perhaps the core issue is that I apparently live in R’lyeh. Still… affordable housing on land risen from the deeps, not much pollution or traffic. Google maps can be a bit glitchy. Fresh (if highly unusual) seafood.

    • @Nihilore
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      Binge watch all of Taskmaster, you’ll never use it wrong again

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    I thought phallic (fálico) meant flawed (falho) and used it so much. I cringe when I remember this 😭

    • @[email protected]
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      Local news anchor once ended a segment saying something was “a phallus” instead of a “fallacy. Understandably but hilarious.

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    Awkward because encephalitis is caused by HIV.

    From the NHS website:

    Encephalitis is most often due to a virus, such as:

    • herpes simplex viruses, which cause cold sores (this is the most common cause of encephalitis)
    • the varicella zoster virus, which causes chickenpox and shingles
    • measles, mumps and rubella viruses
    • viruses spread by animals, such as tick-borne encephalitis, Japanese encephalitis, rabies (and possibly Zika virus)

    Encephalitis caused by a virus is known as “viral encephalitis”. In rare cases, encephalitis is caused by bacteria, fungi or parasites.

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    I didn’t realize “effect” and “affect” were different words for a long time.

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        I always used the two as different tenses of the same word except for the fact that “affect” can also be the verb form of “affectionate”.

        • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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          “Effect” is a noun, while “affect” is a verb. You can cause effects, by affecting something. “Affecting” is the act of causing effects, while “effects” are the actual causes of an affliction.

          As an example, let’s say you get drunk. There are two different ways to phrase the same scenario: you are feeling the effects of the drinking, or you are being affected by the drinks. The end result is the same, but you need separate words for them.

          In the former, you are feeling the effects. Feeling is the verb, effects is a noun. The same way you would feel the clothes against your skin, or the ground beneath your feet. But with the latter phrasing, the drink is acting upon you, so you need a verb; You are being affected by it. The same way you would be affected by someone else in the bar pushing you. Falling over is the effect, because you were affected by the push.

          • @xantoxis
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            Effect and affect are both verbs. They are also both nouns.

            effect n. meaning as you described: “The effect of the potion was that I grew three sizes.”
            affect v. meaning as you described: “The potion affected everyone the same way.”
            effect v. meaning “to successfully cause”: “The potion I’m mixing will effect a revolution among the goblins.”
            affect n. meaning face or appearance: “Realizing she was about to drink the life-changing potion, the goblin’s entire affect shifted to delight.”

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            You know that the other two words also exist though, right? Like, you can effect change in an organization, and there can be something strange in the affect of a psychopath. So there’s a verb “to effect” and a noun “affect” (although here the pronunciation is different–the accent is on the first syllable). It’s true that the most common usages follow the rules you’re laying out, but it genuinely is an oversimplification.

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      The arrow affected the aardvark.
      The movie had great special effects.

      Somewhat grim for the poor aardvark, I suppose. It’s useful though.

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      Honestly, you can pretty much always use effect unless you’re affecting a fancy manner.

      I am strongly in favor of depreciating affect.

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        You may find you mean deprecating.

        Depreciating is reducing in value due to time, deprecating is disapproving of (or in software, marking as obsolete)

    • @zipkag
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      You are correct. -itis just means inflammation or infection, encephalon just means brain. You can have encephalitis caused by multiple things, viruses, bacteria, fungal, auto immune diseases and so forth