This isn’t really meant to save anyone’s life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.

  • @[email protected]
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    911 months ago

    This is truly shitty, nice work.

    Wake up early, forget to unset the alarm, and leave for an early start at the office.

    The number of false calls it would generate is so high lol.

    • @ExtraMedicatedOP
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      1111 months ago

      A mobile app to control it remotely could help. The app could even require access to your contact list for some reason.

      • @[email protected]
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        1011 months ago

        "Hey boss, I won’t be coming in today because unfortunately I am deceased.

        With that in mind, I’d like to take this post-mortem opportunity to let you know what a total piece-of-shit dickhead you really are…”

        • @ExtraMedicatedOP
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          611 months ago

          You just took this from a shitty million dollar idea to a shitty billion dollar idea.