This isn’t really meant to save anyone’s life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.

  • @ExtraMedicatedOP
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    1111 months ago

    A mobile app to control it remotely could help. The app could even require access to your contact list for some reason.

    • @[email protected]
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      1011 months ago

      "Hey boss, I won’t be coming in today because unfortunately I am deceased.

      With that in mind, I’d like to take this post-mortem opportunity to let you know what a total piece-of-shit dickhead you really are…”

      • @ExtraMedicatedOP
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        611 months ago

        You just took this from a shitty million dollar idea to a shitty billion dollar idea.