• @WhereGrapesMayRule
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    309 months ago

    You didn’t specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

    • spacesweedkid27
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      119 months ago

      Me irl when somebody threatens Striker: 🥰

      • StrikerOPM
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        -39 months ago

        Bruh. All you had to do was post anything else but foot fetish memes.

        • spacesweedkid27
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          19 months ago

          I dislike you for much more reasons now 🥰

    • @[email protected]
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      29 months ago

      Presumably, I get two more wishes.

      So you know, id just wish them to the core of the sun after that. Sorry my boys. No murdering me allowed.

      • @WhereGrapesMayRule
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        39 months ago

        You don’t get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn’t end until they finish their little tap dance