• @WhereGrapesMayRule
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    3010 months ago

    You didn’t specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

    • spacesweedkid27
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      1110 months ago

      Me irl when somebody threatens Striker: 🥰

      • StrikerOPM
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        -310 months ago

        Bruh. All you had to do was post anything else but foot fetish memes.

        • spacesweedkid27
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          110 months ago

          I dislike you for much more reasons now 🥰

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      Presumably, I get two more wishes.

      So you know, id just wish them to the core of the sun after that. Sorry my boys. No murdering me allowed.

      • @WhereGrapesMayRule
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        310 months ago

        You don’t get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn’t end until they finish their little tap dance

  • SuperDuper
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    1810 months ago

    Gotta make it longer than that. By the time 5 minutes is up they won’t even be sure if it’s real or not.

    Give em a few years, just enough time that they’re convinced it’s permanent. Just enough time that their experience with paralysis seems like a fully separate part of their life, a distant dream. Just enough time that they start going most days without even thinking about the fact that they weren’t able to walk at one point.

    Then pull the rug out from under them.

    • @NegativeInf
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      510 months ago

      11 minutes. So it can be made into two story episodes.

  • Sphyx1D
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    410 months ago

    Mostly cause I love Shoebill Storks!

    • @RavuAlHemio
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      210 months ago

      The Boaty McBoatface of the bird world.

  • Sagrotan
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    310 months ago

    It’ll give you the shoe bill in a minute…

  • @SuckMyWang
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    10 months ago

    Go one better and let the people who can walk only walk for 5 minutes