• @zeppo
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      239 months ago

      Argh

      YouTuber Logan Paul announced that he plans to run for president in 11 years when he turns 35

      Can’t wait for the 2036 matchup of Mr Beast vs. Logan Paul!

      • @Emerald
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        69 months ago

        If it comes down to that, I think Beast would be a no brainer.

        • @zeppo
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          -19 months ago

          The literal no brain would be JAKE PAUL YEAh he can punch people, but yeah.

          • @Emerald
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            19 months ago

            Is there an ihadastroke community for lemmy?

            I’m sorry but I can’t tell what you are trying to say.

            • @zeppo
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              29 months ago

              Okay, let me diagram the sentence for you.

              The

              • literal no-brain (adjective)
                – would (verb modifier)
                — be (verb)
                — JAKE PAUL (noun, subject)
                then, as a run-on sentence, and exclamation

              • Yeah (exclamation

              • he (pronoun, subject)

              • can (affirmative)

              • punch (verb)

              • people (noun)

              Since you don’t seem to understand American English as commonly spoken, I’ll try to explain. If you’ve had a stroke recently, I understand.

              “The literal no brain” means “the action that would be done by someone who has no brains”, as in, very unintelligent or not thinking.

              “would be”

              “JAKE PAUL YEAh” : to cheer for Jake Paul.

              “he can punch people” : in context, someone with no brains would cheer for Jake Paul due to his physical fighting prowess.

              Hope that helps.

              • @Emerald
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                9 months ago

                That does not help

                Funny way to explain all that though so I must approve of the effort

    • twelve20two
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      -29 months ago

      I also recently learned that Mr. Beast has shady connections that lead back to Russian oligarchs and South African real estate money from the apartheid days

        • twelve20two
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          18 months ago

          I mean, I saw it in a video and did absolutely zero fact checking myself, so your response and the down votes for me aren’t exactly unwarranted