Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 9 months agoJolly Old Saint Schrödingerimagemessage-square37arrow-up11.16Karrow-down111
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minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink16•9 months ago I’ve heard him in the middle on the night. Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?
minus-squareDr. CoomerlinkEnglish12•edit-29 months agoNo, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
minus-squareDr. CoomerlinkEnglish11•9 months agoAlso, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
minus-squareDr. CoomerlinkEnglish6•9 months agoNo, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
minus-squareswab148linkfedilink5•9 months agoThen from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?
No, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
Also, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
Your mom didn’t shoot Santa, she shot a hobo.
I never said she shot him
Oh, she missed the hobo?
No, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
Then from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
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