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Jolly Old Saint Schrödinger

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Dr. Coomer
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11 months ago
No, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
- Dr. Coomer
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  11•11 months ago
  Also, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
- Flying SquidOPM
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  7•11 months ago
  Your mom didn’t shoot Santa, she shot a hobo.
  - Dr. Coomer
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    7•11 months ago
    I never said she shot him
    - Flying SquidOPM
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      8•11 months ago
      Oh, she missed the hobo?
      - Dr. Coomer
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        6•11 months ago
        No, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
        
        swab148
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        5•11 months ago
        Then from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
        
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        1•11 months ago
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