Open offices are gross.

  • FaceDeer
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    5911 months ago

    Fortunately you can drive off a cubical Dracula with three words: “work from home.”

      • Kogasa
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        2011 months ago

        Sure I can, work in an apartment building and live on the top floor so your office is only 9.8m/s^(2) away. 12 seconds to freefall and 18 seconds at terminal velocity means you can live on the 400th floor and still beat 30 seconds.

      • @Delphia
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        811 months ago

        Look at Mr fancy here leaving his mattress on the floor before work.

    • @[email protected]
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      711 months ago

      Rolling onto my office chair from bed in my pyjamas, suddenly AT WORK WORKING (still three minutes late because fuck it)