I from the US, just learned about these today, and had a chuckle.

an essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. it was her boyfriend, urgently warning her “treacle, i just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on the A13. please be careful!” “its not just one car!” said the essex girl “theres hundreds of them!”

  • mommykink
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    441 year ago

    What do Essex girls put behind their ears to attract boys?

    Their feet.

    (Substitute “Essex” for your least preferred nationality for maximum primary school clout)