US pay-TV subscriber base eroding at record pace::undefined

  • @orclev
    link
    English
    1139 months ago

    It’s been over 20 years since I last paid for cable TV. I’m frankly shocked it’s made it this long, but I guess they can milk the boomers for another decade or two. Certainly seems to be working for the GOP anyway.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
      link
      English
      179 months ago

      Most of my steaming services are threatening ads now, it’s absolutely no difference.

      I guess I’m dusting off the ol’ pirate hat.

      • @skeezix
        link
        English
        29 months ago

        Arrrr me laddies !!

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        69 months ago

        Ten here, for the same reason. It was weird calling tech support when my internet went down and they’d say ‘Does your television still work?’ Bitch, I dunno, it’s not even connected to anything, I use streaming.

        The funniest was when satellite television companies showed up at my door to pitch me, obviously based on lists of competitors’ customers they’d purchased. ‘We’re x dollars cheaper with less downtime.’ ‘Okay, but I don’t use the cable service, just the internet and I stream everything.’ ‘Oh… uh we’ll give you DVR for free.’ Bitch, do you know what streaming is? I don’t have to manage recording and saving shit that still has advertisements. Your model is dead, stop trying to sell me its corpse.

        • @ikidd
          link
          English
          29 months ago

          “Is your typewriter still working?”

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            English
            19 months ago

            pssssh I can’t hear you. pssh
            Please speak clearly into the cone on the wall.
            psssssshh

    • Final Remix
      link
      English
      79 months ago

      My mom loves TV and for some reason really enjoys commercials. I can’t explain it. There must be some inaudible frequency in commercials that’s repuslive to me, but appetitive to her.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        19 months ago

        I had a good friend that loved infomercials. He’d stay up to watch the late night ones - the good ones. And he’d gleefully say that if he had a credit card and disposable income, he’d buy the garbage that they sold. Never understood that… hope you’re doing good Rojo!