• @[email protected]
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    2310 months ago

    Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

    • @CIA_chatbot
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      1510 months ago

      We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

      • @CertifiedBlackGuy
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        810 months ago

        You’ve said to much. A team has been dispatched to your location.

        The NAACP has eyes and ears everywhere. Do not resist.

        Or do, make my day.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        710 months ago

        They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…