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minus-squareJo Miranlinkfedilink21•edit-211 months agoMy cousin only uses bottled lube because once, in the heat of the moment, he grabbed the BenGay gel. EDIT: To clarify, he’s gay. The gel was in his ass, and on his dick and balls. His guest had a condom so…hooray safe sex, I guess.
My cousin only uses bottled lube because once, in the heat of the moment, he grabbed the BenGay gel.
EDIT: To clarify, he’s gay. The gel was in his ass, and on his dick and balls. His guest had a condom so…hooray safe sex, I guess.
I mean, that sounds like lube to me
Lube and hand sanitizer here.
So he’s not gay anymore?
Badum tss.
He’s still gay, just not Ben.