Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?
Who is this
This is Erica from the dentist’s office. I got your number from your file
Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess
I’m not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”
Is the screenshot blurry?
Yes… an artistic choice, I believe.
Huh. I’m not convinced text message screenshots warrant any amount of artistic license.
Even screenshots of fake conversations?!
You mean to tell me this conversation is fake?? How am I supposed to believe anything I read on the internet now??
Why would they do that, just go on the Internet and tell lies?
It’s clearly photoshopped/fake af
Woah, you sure?
Looks like they are. I can tell from some of their words and from seeing quite a few critics in my time.
No.
This joke was brought to you by your local optometrist
I cleaned my screen before commenting…
Perfectly clear on my end
::: spoiler Jk, that screenshot is no good :::
jsyk the spoiler isnt formatting for me. i think you need a title after
spoilerIdk how it works but the spoiler thing is shit. Like there are multiple ways of making spoilers and some work on certain apps/instances and not in others… It’s shit.
Theirs works fine to me on Sync
interesting. im on jerboa btw
Odd, I’m on boost and it lets me auto-make it, but I can’t see the result. Figured, as it wasn’t actually a spoiler, people would tell me if it didn’t work for them…and that they did. Wasn’t expecting mixed results.
To be honest i dont know what the hell happened there. The top and bottom are blurry???
Maybe they were trying to go for a tilt-shift look on the message.
Lol, to make the hippo look tiny