Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?
Who is this
This is Erica from the dentist’s office. I got your number from your file
Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess
I’m not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”
Nah this is real I was there
Trust me im a dentist
I can collaborate this story as well, I was the hippo.
I can verify the story as well, I was the equipment
Oh yeah? Name all dents.
2d the lead singer of the gorrilaz
Harvey dent - batman villain
Arthur dent - hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Dent, Idaho
Dent, Missouri
Dent, Ohio
Fort dent
Uss dent
And of course the dent in my rear driverside quarter panel where someone slammed their car door into it in a kroger parking lot
And a lot more i didnt mention