Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?
Who is this
This is Erica from the dentist’s office. I got your number from your file
Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess
I’m not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”
Oh yeah? Name all dents.
2d the lead singer of the gorrilaz
Harvey dent - batman villain
Arthur dent - hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Dent, Idaho
Dent, Missouri
Dent, Ohio
Fort dent
Uss dent
And of course the dent in my rear driverside quarter panel where someone slammed their car door into it in a kroger parking lot
And a lot more i didnt mention