I’m the chimney sweep now!

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    49 months ago

    So not unlike the chocolate industry today, to just mention one.

    And yes, it’s predominantly owned/funded by western corporations.

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        39 months ago

        Haha, nice try, but Wonka had too many work precautions & safety measures, his chocolate contained barely any children …

        • @hakunawazo
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          59 months ago

          Ha, then explain that to me:

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            9 months ago

            Misleading product advertising, testing showed it was mostly (non kinder) Oompa-Loompa meat, it was a whole thing, they settled out of court.

            At the time Wonka blamed it on management board, fired them, & replaced them with random ppl chosen by chocolate-raffle method, but later some emails surfaced that showed managers basically had no choice in the matter.

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              9 months ago

              All he needs to do for good public relations is a lame contest with, let’s say, a golden ticket to his factory and nobody asks questions about missing children or Oompa-Loompas anymore.

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                19 months ago

                What if there is accidentally more than one gold ticket? Battle royale, last customer alive wins?