minus-squareThe Assmanlinkfedilink9•11 months agoBidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months ago“Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”
minus-square@pm_me_your_quackerslink4•11 months agoWhy stop at posiden’s kiss when you can have posiden’s piss
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink3•11 months agoI pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.
Get rekt you non-bidet having fucks
Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.
“Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”
Why stop at posiden’s kiss when you can have posiden’s piss
Poseidon’s power washer
I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.