• @[email protected]
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    491 year ago

    My boss bought me pizza once! It wasn’t as good as the pizzas I used to buy myself, but who can afford non-work-pizza anymore?

    I think work-pizza is making my teeth hurt, but my ex-dentist is all like “tell your job to pay me.”

    Hey, do any of y’all wake up crying, too? My boss says it’s allergies in my home; my boss is so nice, they’ll even let me stay at work extra-long so I don’t have to deal with my home-allergies and they only need me to do extra work without telling anyone in exchange!

    Anyway, I don’t love work-pizza, but it’s better than waking up crying!

    Whoops! Another tooth fell out… I bet the new ones are gonna look beautiful when they grow back in like my boss said they will.

    • Troy
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      211 year ago

      The writers for Outer Worlds are here folks ;)

      • @[email protected]
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        191 year ago

        Oh wow! You think my writing is good enough that people might think I’m semi-literate??? Of all the replies I’ve ever received, this is definitely one of them, and I’ll likely sometimes remember it!

        • @OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe
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          81 year ago

          One doesn’t professionally chart flatulence without gaining some literacy