• Flying Squid
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    181 year ago

    How has he not died yet? He gets barely any exercise and lives on McDonald’s and KFC.

    • @SkybreakerEngineer
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      1 year ago

      Nurgle gifted him with Disgusting Resilience after his efforts to help covid spread

      • @vladmech
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        11 year ago

        He’s got to fail that 5+++ eventually!

    • Chainweasel
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      61 year ago

      He was president. He has better access to healthcare than 90% of us. I hate to say it but we’re probably stuck with him for at least another decade.

      The good news is though that maybe he’ll actually get to rot in a cell for a while before he goes instead of skipping prison time by checking out.