• Jaysyn
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    I can’t wait to read Trump’s obituary.

    • @MidRomney
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      4310 months ago

      He’ll surely have to be buried somewhere with a lot of security unless his family is ok with all the piss and shit that will be covering his grave.

      • @morphballganon
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        3410 months ago

        I doubt anyone in his family gives a shit what happens to a dead body that can do nothing for them.

        Actually, that gives me an idea. Maybe they’ll keep someone posted to charge people to shit/piss on his grave. That way the dead body IS doing something for them.

        • @[email protected]
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          810 months ago

          Maybe all the maga idiots will take it upon themselves to stand guard with all their guns. That’d be great.

      • @[email protected]
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        310 months ago

        Honestly, just graverob that motherfucker and desecrate the corpse as thoroughly as possible. He richly deserves it.

    • @rockSlayer
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      2710 months ago

      Waiting for Rolling Stone’s Kissingeresque headline

    • Flying Squid
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      1810 months ago

      How has he not died yet? He gets barely any exercise and lives on McDonald’s and KFC.

      • @SkybreakerEngineer
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        Nurgle gifted him with Disgusting Resilience after his efforts to help covid spread

        • @vladmech
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          110 months ago

          He’s got to fail that 5+++ eventually!

      • Chainweasel
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        610 months ago

        He was president. He has better access to healthcare than 90% of us. I hate to say it but we’re probably stuck with him for at least another decade.

        The good news is though that maybe he’ll actually get to rot in a cell for a while before he goes instead of skipping prison time by checking out.

    • Mister Neon
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      I’m not, the idiots will deify him like Augustus.

      • @TheAlbacor
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        610 months ago

        They already do. The important difference between then and now is he won’t be around to keep making up nonsense.

        • Mister Neon
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          010 months ago

          Yes, then it will be a whole new horrible person to deal with or an already horrible person that is around that will become more powerful.

          • TechyDad
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            410 months ago

            Or they’ll split among horrible people with MAGA Group A fighting against MAGA groups B, C, and D. Their political relevance would wane, but they might get even more violent.