• @Jackcooper
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    418 months ago

    suspension

    I hope jail lol. Ofc it’s a green text and not real

      • @Jackcooper
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        308 months ago

        While naturally some will be true, it is healthier for your sanity to assume 99% are cooked up by a bored kid looking for yucks

        • @LemmyKnowsBest
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          88 months ago

          such creative writers come up with such interesting fiction.

          My brain simply could not contrive such fiction.

          I’m afraid people like me with such limited imaginations are the ones who think these stories are true because we cannot imagine how anybody could make shit up like this.

          • @havokdj
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            18 months ago

            That one has been long debunked, literally nobody does this

            • @LemmyKnowsBest
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              28 months ago

              was the one about the jolly rancher debunked too? Twas unbelievable but people couldn’t stop talking about it.