• @[email protected]
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    1188 months ago

    Rule 1 of finding someone’s (intentionally posted) porn: don’t fucking blackmail them. At most, congratulate them on finding a side-gig they seem to enjoy. But really, don’t even say anything to them.

    You wanna comment on someone’s Only Fans? Pay the fees and leave a comment like everyone else. Quit being a whiny attention-grabber and support your local artists.

    If porn ain’t your thing, then stop looking at Only Fans and then telling on yourself. And then go support your local artists and businesses somewhere else.

    • @[email protected]
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      Uh, you’re imagining ng someone looking to blackmail is a misguided fan?

      They aren’t an “attention grabber”, they’re looking to commit a crime

    • idunnololz
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      Ah so the real life pro tip is to congratulate them first and observe how they respond first. After you’ve confirmed it really was their only fans then you can commence the blackmailing. /s

  • @EdibleFriend
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    628 months ago

    A PS5.

    Dude went super sayin autistic.

    • Billegh
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      48 months ago

      This is the power of ultra instinct.

  • @sugartits
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    478 months ago

    It’s was not her

    The unfortunate part of this is that anon really does need to stay in school…

  • @Jackcooper
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    418 months ago

    suspension

    I hope jail lol. Ofc it’s a green text and not real

      • @Jackcooper
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        308 months ago

        While naturally some will be true, it is healthier for your sanity to assume 99% are cooked up by a bored kid looking for yucks

        • @LemmyKnowsBest
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          88 months ago

          such creative writers come up with such interesting fiction.

          My brain simply could not contrive such fiction.

          I’m afraid people like me with such limited imaginations are the ones who think these stories are true because we cannot imagine how anybody could make shit up like this.

          • @havokdj
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            18 months ago

            That one has been long debunked, literally nobody does this

            • @LemmyKnowsBest
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              28 months ago

              was the one about the jolly rancher debunked too? Twas unbelievable but people couldn’t stop talking about it.

  • @mojofrododojo
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    338 months ago

    Also, what kinda teenager isn’t gonna at least try to bang the OF teacher?

    • @gaael
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      78 months ago

      The kind who doesn’t want to rape people ?

      • idunnololz
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        88 months ago

        Well technically they are raping you (since you are underage)

        • @mojofrododojo
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          valid, but: also, it could be a young woman who isn’t straight. So I’m rolling the dice with advantage.

  • Boozilla
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    118 months ago

    How the fuck do you find anyone on OnlyFans. I’m an idiot and have yet to unlock this super power.

    • @HappycamperNZ
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      208 months ago

      Usually you need to know people.

      I know three OF girls.

      Problem is they are all related to me in some way. Thank fuck none post on lemmy or reddit or I’d never come here anymore.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        288 months ago

        they are all related to me in some way

        I’m a huge fan of grannie’s work

        • @HappycamperNZ
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          98 months ago

          She’s not around anymore. Family joke is she’s being double teamed by both husband’s she’s buried with.

          You must be paying through the nose for that access.

      • @rdri
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        38 months ago

        Are you afraid they will blackmail you?

        • @HappycamperNZ
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          08 months ago

          If they tried id give them pointers.

          Make it really fucking awkward

      • @Sunfoil
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        28 months ago

        You’ll have to link them so we can warn you if they post.

        • @HappycamperNZ
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          28 months ago

          Yeah, im not looking them up.

          Their Facebook images are revealing enough…

  • @son_named_bort
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    98 months ago

    Well OP just has to find the teacher’s actual OF account and he’ll be let off the hook. That’s how it works, right?

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m picturing emirichu’s vid on being found out by the kids she worked with except WAAAAAAY more awkward