• Zorque
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    611 year ago

    People who just ask a question out of the blue without engaging first:

    How the fuck do you expect us to react? I gotta load the social processing module first.

    • Sabata11792
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      241 year ago

      I have to load up the listening module first, if you catch me off guard I litterally hear gibberish the first sentence.

      • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙
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        51 year ago

        Oh that’s just your language processing module.

        If it was the listening module you would hear nothing at all or just static

      • qaz
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        21 year ago

        Same. I sometimes miss like 10 entire seconds when someone starts talking.

    • QuinceDaPence
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      121 year ago

      For real, give me the ol’ “Hey, bud?” first and then when it’s clear I’m paying attention, then ask.