Only if my wife lets me. That said, my daughter got this peach smoothie today that had peanut butter in it and she didn’t tell me it had peanut butter in it and I tried it and it was foul and then I found out my wife told her about it because she loves it too and now I’m hoping for one of those Sliding Doors situations where I’m suddenly in an alternate universe with a different family that doesn’t drink that sort of unholy abomination. So you have a chance.
Listen I know you’re married but wanna go on a date sometime?
Only if my wife lets me. That said, my daughter got this peach smoothie today that had peanut butter in it and she didn’t tell me it had peanut butter in it and I tried it and it was foul and then I found out my wife told her about it because she loves it too and now I’m hoping for one of those Sliding Doors situations where I’m suddenly in an alternate universe with a different family that doesn’t drink that sort of unholy abomination. So you have a chance.
Okay I’m not going to lie… that sounds delicious and I want to try it.
Now you have no chance. To hell with all three of you.
Where we shant roast as we are cooled by our delicious beverages!
Downside:
It’s only made with skim milk, and they use far too much.