• @MrJameGumb
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        2211 months ago

        No, I meant the ones with all kinds of buttons that has 5 different bidet settings and heated seats and plays music when you flush

        • kellyaster
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          811 months ago

          plays music when you flush

          Please tell me this is something you can customize. I didn’t realize until now that I need a toilet that plays John Williams’ “Olympic Fanfare” when I take a dump.

        • MacN'Cheezus
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          211 months ago

          Therapist: Japanese toilets aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.

          Japanese toilets:

      • Uranium3006
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        711 months ago

        I saw an ad for the Squatty Potty and decided to put 2 phone books in the bathroom instead. it worked well enough