• @MrJameGumb
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      2211 months ago

      No, I meant the ones with all kinds of buttons that has 5 different bidet settings and heated seats and plays music when you flush

      • kellyaster
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        811 months ago

        plays music when you flush

        Please tell me this is something you can customize. I didn’t realize until now that I need a toilet that plays John Williams’ “Olympic Fanfare” when I take a dump.

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        210 months ago

        Therapist: Japanese toilets aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.

        Japanese toilets:

    • Uranium3006
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      711 months ago

      I saw an ad for the Squatty Potty and decided to put 2 phone books in the bathroom instead. it worked well enough