hotness has nothing to do with age. hotness is hotness. Are you hot or not?
5% body fat, visible defined muscles everywhere, impeccable hygiene, golden tan, no body hair
Edit: update 10 hours later an old flame with precisely that description just called me 😛 but I’ve known him for 2 years and unfortunately he is one big red flag and I couldn’t handle any much more so I hung up on that charming delusional criminal alcoholic narcissist.
It works on me.
No joke.
As long as he’s hot and I’m already horny.
I need to get a screen-printed T-shirt informing everyone that this pickup line works on me. It’s so easy.
Do you find middle age guys hot, and what’s your Saturday plans?
hotness has nothing to do with age. hotness is hotness. Are you hot or not?
5% body fat, visible defined muscles everywhere, impeccable hygiene, golden tan, no body hair
Edit: update 10 hours later an old flame with precisely that description just called me 😛 but I’ve known him for 2 years and unfortunately he is one big red flag and I couldn’t handle any much more so I hung up on that charming delusional criminal alcoholic narcissist.
I can do one of those
Oh, and a second.
15% fat. Thats like 3x as good, right?
With stats like those, you will get them all.
Score
Sorry ladies, im taken