• @LemmyKnowsBest
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    11 months ago

    It works on me.

    No joke.

    As long as he’s hot and I’m already horny.

    I need to get a screen-printed T-shirt informing everyone that this pickup line works on me. It’s so easy.

    • @HappycamperNZ
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      311 months ago

      Do you find middle age guys hot, and what’s your Saturday plans?

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        11 months ago

        hotness has nothing to do with age. hotness is hotness. Are you hot or not?

        5% body fat, visible defined muscles everywhere, impeccable hygiene, golden tan, no body hair

        Edit: update 10 hours later an old flame with precisely that description just called me 😛 but I’ve known him for 2 years and unfortunately he is one big red flag and I couldn’t handle any much more so I hung up on that charming delusional criminal alcoholic narcissist.

        • @HappycamperNZ
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          11 months ago

          I can do one of those

          no body hair

          Oh, and a second.

          15% fat. Thats like 3x as good, right?

          • @MashedTech
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            411 months ago

            With stats like those, you will get them all.