• @HappycamperNZ
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    1111 months ago

    Wanna fuck?

    Apparently this works about 5% of the time. I haven’t had the balls or single relationship status to try it out.

    • @NABDad
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      1511 months ago

      I’ve been married 30 years, but I usually get a “sure” from my wife when I use this line.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      11 months ago

      It works on me.

      No joke.

      As long as he’s hot and I’m already horny.

      I need to get a screen-printed T-shirt informing everyone that this pickup line works on me. It’s so easy.

      • @HappycamperNZ
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        311 months ago

        Do you find middle age guys hot, and what’s your Saturday plans?

        • @LemmyKnowsBest
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          11 months ago

          hotness has nothing to do with age. hotness is hotness. Are you hot or not?

          5% body fat, visible defined muscles everywhere, impeccable hygiene, golden tan, no body hair

          Edit: update 10 hours later an old flame with precisely that description just called me 😛 but I’ve known him for 2 years and unfortunately he is one big red flag and I couldn’t handle any much more so I hung up on that charming delusional criminal alcoholic narcissist.

          • @HappycamperNZ
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            11 months ago

            I can do one of those

            no body hair

            Oh, and a second.

            15% fat. Thats like 3x as good, right?

            • @MashedTech
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              411 months ago

              With stats like those, you will get them all.