• @CeeBee
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    164 months ago

    What “smart” functions can they even offer?

    Notification that the cycle is finished and checking how much is left.

    But that’s about it.

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      And also providing more programs and options without having to tack on a full-colour LCD or anything like that. Pretty much just a cost saving measure on the manufacturing.

    • @dirthawker0
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      44 months ago

      My washer has WiFi but I’m sure as hell not turning it on. It tells me how long the cycle will be a few minutes after it starts and I’ll just set a timer on my phone - though most of the time I don’t bother because I never have so many loads that time is important.

      • @CeeBee
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        34 months ago

        Oh, don’t get me wrong. I had an LG washer and dryer with those “smart” features. Out of curiosity I tried it once. The app wanted every permission short of asking for my DNA and to be my power of attorney. And then once setup it just… barely worked. It was buggier than an ActiveX plugin running on IE5. I nuked the app off my phone and booted the LG’s off the network and didn’t touch the smart crap for the rest of the 5 years I had them.

        • @dirthawker0
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          44 months ago

          buggier than an ActiveX plugin running on IE5

          💀

      • @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        though most of the time I don’t bother because I never have so many loads that time is important.

        That’s a big part of my confusion about this “feature”.

        How big a deal is it of you miss the end of the cycle by a few minutes? Or even an hour?

        Most of the applications they are trying to cram IoT into are pretty pointless in the vast majority of cases.

        • @dirthawker0
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          4 months ago

          Well, everyone is in a hurry sometimes; sometimes you suddenly realize you need a certain piece of clothing clean asap. I could see a notification being useful to busy parents with teenagers with a lot of laundry to be done. I’ve heard of families that do multiple loads every day.