• @NeoNachtwaechter
    link
    English
    614 months ago

    Anybody in his right minds wouldn’t connect a washing machine to WiFi in the first place.

    • @ripcord
      link
      English
      224 months ago

      I’d connect it to wifi maybe. I wouldn’t connect it to the Internet.

      When it comes to home automation I’m generally onboard, but it’s local control or nothing.

      • @Cocodapuf
        link
        English
        6
        edit-2
        4 months ago

        That’s a good strategy. You can do a lot of smart home automation with two separate networks, where one has Internet access and the other doesn’t.

        Here’s a reminder, keep your old routers, having an extra can really come in handy.

      • @Dingleberry
        link
        English
        04 months ago

        Will wifi switches locked down to home network only still function?

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          34 months ago

          You can have a WiFi access point that isn’t connected to the internet. A lot of consumer devices will complain but that’s not WiFi’s problem.

    • @abhibeckert
      link
      English
      16
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      I dunno about you, but I would love to get a notification on my watch when the machine has finished it’s cycle. The stupid high pinched repeated beeping noise sucks… especially when it’s the next door neighbour’s washing machine and they’re not even home, so it goes on and on for fucking hours. And I’d like to see proper error descriptions on my phone, instead of just “UE” on the timer LCD. WTF is a “UE” error?

      If we’re going to get really fancy… I’d love to be able to load the machine in the morning, but tell it to actually start running several hours later while I’m at work. I obviously don’t want clean wet clothes going mouldy in the washing machine all day… but I don’t really want to run the washing machine when I’m home either, because it’s noisy.

      Remote activation would also be better for the environment and also better for my clothes - I’d use the the slow gentle economy cycle every time if I could remotely trigger it at 3pm on a weekday. I’m definitely not going to use that on the evenings (when I’ll be asleep in 3 hours) or on weekends (when I don’t know if I’ll be home in 3 hours time).

      A wifi connected washing machine sounds like a great feature to me, and I’d happily pay for it (with dollars, not with an invasion of privacy). I guess that means I won’t be buying an LG.

      • @5gruel
        link
        English
        94 months ago

        I don’t know. My washing machine beeps three times in increasing intervals, so it isn’t that intrusive. The display shows me unique error codes that I can look up when someone happens. And I can set the machine to finish in a set amount of hours, so it will start just in time to be done when I’m back. All without WiFi

        • @ripcord
          link
          English
          14 months ago

          Mine is in part of the house that I’m very likely to hear it when in most.of the rest of the house.

          But I agree in general, and I wouldn’t use it. And I have way more home automation stuff set up (and a dedicated non-infernet-connected network for it) than most people.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        24 months ago

        My home assistant tracks the power usage of my washing machine (via a Tasmota plug) and notifies me when the power goes under a threshold for a few minutes. Which happens at the end of the washing cycle.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        14 months ago

        How old is your washing machine? All of the washing machines that I have had over the last 15 years have had unique error codes, a button combination to turn off the buzzer and a delayed end functionality. Just set the program, click on the clock icon and set the program end time.

      • @NeoNachtwaechter
        link
        English
        14 months ago

        wet clothes going mouldy in the washing machine all day.

        Never heard such a thing. I recommend to get a German one. Seriously.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        14 months ago

        I do something very similar with my connected dishwasher and Home Assistant. It’s way over-engineered due various limitations/odd design choices with the API and the machine itself), but I’ve got it setup to store the selected program when I press a button on a Hue Tap switch, and then it turns on and runs that program when our off-peak energy rate kicks in - which is better than working out how much to set on the delay timer each evening to start it in the right ballpark.

        Of course I’ve also got it setup to announce the selected program, and that the machine is “armed” via Google Home when the button is pressed, and again each time the door is opened/closed to add new dishes. And it sends notifications to my phone when the program starts (mostly for debugging purposes) and ends.

        Like I said, massively over-engineered but it was a fun little project.

        I don’t have a smart washing machine (yet) but I do have it plugged into a smart plug with an energy monitor. When the power usage drops to near zero for more than 2 minutes it sends a notification to tell me that the cycle is done.

    • mechoman444
      link
      English
      104 months ago

      As an appliance repair man if 20 years don’t ever connect your application to the wifi.

      Knowing what part of the cycle your washing machine is in at all times is useless information.

      • @FidiFadi
        link
        English
        34 months ago

        Exactly. Everyone has a device that can tell them when the machine is done. It is the programmable alarm in everyone’s mobile phone.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      94 months ago

      Anybody in his right minds wouldn’t connect buy a washing machine to with WiFi in the first place.

      Ftfy

      Said this elsewhere recently, family had a washing machine for 30 years, from when I was little to in my 30’s. Just fixed as needed. Could’ve still fixed it when they replaced it, just felt it was time.

      I’ve never had dirty clothes come out of a washing machine, using cold water and powder soap. Not sure why people think an agitator needs all this nonsense attached.

      I still buy my machines used off Craigslist. Current one (apartment style) is 20 years old, I’ve had it for 5 if them. Cost me less than $200. Replaced a spring for $20 so far.

      There are no IoT/smart devices in my house (well, damn TV, but I’m workin on that).

      • @A_Random_Idiot
        link
        English
        84 months ago

        Only company that makes dumb TVs anymore is Scepter, but those TV are a dice roll cause in the same model 1 tv can have a great screen and 1 can have a horrible one… and I’ve had the bad luck of the draw to get multiple bad screens that looked like shit.

        So I gave up and bought a TLC.

        I cracked it open and unplugged the wifi antenna though, cause you can bet your ass that bitch will never have a chance to phone home and report any and all network snooping.

        • @mack7400
          link
          English
          24 months ago

          Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

        • @EdibleFriend
          link
          English
          14 months ago

          Gonna pay out the fucking ass if you want 4k but yes.

    • Echo Dot
      link
      fedilink
      English
      44 months ago

      Why would anyone need a Wi-Fi enabled washing machine. You put clothes in it, and then use the same setting you use every single time you use it, why do you need a complicated interface with a smartphone app for that?

    • @akrot
      link
      English
      34 months ago

      It’s mainly done for smart bome feature. People want fully automated homes, and right now more than 90% of all "smart devices are basically botnets. Zigbee ftw.

    • BoofStroke
      link
      fedilink
      English
      04 months ago

      But then anybody can connect to its default broadcast. Better to pair it to something you can control.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      -24 months ago

      Why not?

      My washing machine has wi-fi. I didn’t buy it for that reason, but it just happens to. Using the app, I have some programme options that aren’t possible to select using the hardware dials. I can do things like change the detergent dosage and the number of additional rinse cycles. It has some “special” programmes for various specific fabrics. And it has things like maintenance diagnostics and the ability to run a specific self-cleaning cycle.

      That’s all pretty useful.

      And what’s the actual danger of connecting it to wi-fi? Will Big Data know how often I wash my towels? Do I need to worry about the government spying on my fabric softener usage? Will hackers seize control of my machine and ransom my ability to get clean underwear?

      I just can’t see the big downside here (other than the fact that the machine is more complicated than it needs to be, but that ship has already sailed seeing as I already own it).

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        74 months ago

        And what’s the actual danger of connecting it to wi-fi?

        Not so much that hackers will ransom the washing machine, but that hackers can use IoT devices as a back-door to get into your home network and take over everything else too.

      • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
        link
        English
        64 months ago

        Will hackers seize control of my machine and ransom my ability to get clean underwear?

        It’s more likely that they’d seize control of it and add it to their botnet. Which is exactly what it looks like happened here. There was a small package downloaded, then a large amount of outgoing data. That looks like a compromised IoT device being used for a botnet. Small incoming package to hack the device, then the device starts spamming some poor dude across the country as part of a DDOS, because he beat a script kiddie in a COD match and the script kiddie is salty about it.

      • @NeoNachtwaechter
        link
        English
        3
        edit-2
        4 months ago

        My washing machine has wi-fi. I didn’t buy it for that reason, but it just happens to. Using the app

        So you did not just connect it to your home wifi, but you also allowed the vendor to connect it to their servers. Now the vendor knows the name of your WiFi and the password. Just to begin with. Next year maybe this vendor’s website will get hacked and 20000 such wifi passwords go public in some darknet :-)

        Using the app, I have some programme options that aren’t possible to select using the hardware dials.

        Who benefits? You may find it cool to have it in the app, but FIRST the vendor has saved some of their money by not building the needed dials and buttons for these functions. (Or did they give you that discount? ;-))

        And maybe in 3 years from now, they don’t feel like maintaining your app anymore. Are you going to shout “WARRANTY” at them?

        I just can’t see the big downside here (other than the fact that the machine is more complicated than it needs to be

        Yes, that is a downside, too. Part of this ‘smartness’ could break and maybe even the whole thing stops working when these ‘diagnostics’ give false data.

        Another huge point is: My washing machines so far have lasted between 8 - 15 years. But NEVER has any wifi-active device lived that long. Think about this difference, and who’s the one who benefits from it?

      • @ohlaph
        link
        English
        14 months ago

        When it starts spying on you, sending conversations, like many smart cars, it is just the beginning.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          24 months ago

          It doesn’t have a microphone or camera, or any other way of recording my conversations. Other than laundry-related data, it really doesn’t know anything worth sharing.

          • @ohlaph
            link
            English
            14 months ago

            What if it does, but you don’t know about it because it is buried in the terms and conditions?