My wife does this all the time, and if I don’t check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

NSFW for potential topic sensitivity I guess.

  • archomrade [he/him]
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    41 year ago

    And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.

    Really seems like you answered your own question here

    • @Psythik
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      011 months ago

      Not at all, cause even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper. Y’all are walking around with smelly, unclean assholes and it’s disgusting.

      • archomrade [he/him]
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        111 months ago

        even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper

        You can do that with a bidet though

        • @Psythik
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          111 months ago

          So bidets do dispense soap, then? Cause if not, no they can’t.

          Like I said, butt wipes is the bare minimum necessary to get clean after a shit. Toilet paper/water alone won’t cut it.