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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink49•1 year agoWaiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
minus-square@LifeInMultipleChoicelink1•edit-21 year agoThose commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.
minus-squareDr. CoomerlinkEnglish3•1 year agoReminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
minus-square@jimmycrackcracklink2•1 year agoYeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.
YOU LIED TO ME
Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
“Carrot”