• @[email protected]
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      611 months ago

      Last time I went to all the trouble of inventing the universe and I just ended up with apple pie…ugh

      • @BongRipsMcGee420OP
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        1011 months ago

        The last apple pie I made blew up my oven (cracked the glass top) and I ended up spending $1800 on new appliances so they’d match. Never again!

          • @WalrusByte
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            211 months ago

            “Oh these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory… They’re bombs

        • @Coreidan
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          211 months ago

          What? How does making an apple pie break your oven?

          • @BongRipsMcGee420OP
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            11 months ago

            The oven was still cooling down when I used the range to cook dinner. I think just the changes in temperature caused it to crack. Of course, it was out of production but there was new old stock glass for like $400. New oven was ~$600 so I just bit the bullet, I hated all the appliances the house came with, anyways.

          • @BongRipsMcGee420OP
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            211 months ago

            The apple pie was just a one-time thing. We all experimented in college, right?

      • Chuckles
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        11 months ago

        That was me. I did that.

        TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

    • @WaxedWookie
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      11 months ago

      I came here for this, and I appreciate you.

      Edit: I’m not sure if that advice is apple-pie specific.