• @[email protected]
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    610 months ago

    Last time I went to all the trouble of inventing the universe and I just ended up with apple pie…ugh

    • @BongRipsMcGee420OP
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      1010 months ago

      The last apple pie I made blew up my oven (cracked the glass top) and I ended up spending $1800 on new appliances so they’d match. Never again!

        • @WalrusByte
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          210 months ago

          “Oh these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory… They’re bombs

      • @Coreidan
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        210 months ago

        What? How does making an apple pie break your oven?

        • @BongRipsMcGee420OP
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          10 months ago

          The oven was still cooling down when I used the range to cook dinner. I think just the changes in temperature caused it to crack. Of course, it was out of production but there was new old stock glass for like $400. New oven was ~$600 so I just bit the bullet, I hated all the appliances the house came with, anyways.

        • @BongRipsMcGee420OP
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          210 months ago

          The apple pie was just a one-time thing. We all experimented in college, right?

    • Chuckles
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      10 months ago

      That was me. I did that.

      TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.