DES MOINES, IA—In a last-ditch effort to increase turnout for the crucial first-in-the-nation presidential contest, candidate Ron DeSantis reportedly went door-to-door Monday to beg his own campaign staff to vote for him. “Hey there, ma’am, sorry to bother you, but could I take just a bit of your time to talk…
  • @TropicalDingdongEnglish
    4•10 months ago

    But if George Costanza was a Nazi.

    That would be the plan, to get everyone to think the short jewish New Yorker is actually a Floridian Anti-Semite uber-mensh.

    It would be written as an intention to fail (the producers style), but it just keeps working and George can’t handle it.

    • @IndigoGollumEnglish
      1•10 months ago

      I am not O’Brian! I repeat, I am not O’Brian!