MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 10 months agoWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down120cross-posted to: dadjokes
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 10 months agomessage-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: dadjokes
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoDepends on whether you’re hungry… Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoNaw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoIn my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoJust don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoAt which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P The power of flush compels it.:-D
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoSorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoDon’t tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P
Depends on whether you’re hungry…
Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.
Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).
Unless it’s a toilet bowl…
At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P
The power of flush compels it.:-D
Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”
Don’t tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P