(I have low standards)

    • @cuchilloc
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      7411 months ago

      Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.

      • @Cosmonauticus
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        2111 months ago

        Never thought I’d read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole

        • @cuchilloc
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          811 months ago

          Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .

    • Saik0
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      611 months ago

      My washlet and high water pressure says otherwise.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 months ago

        It’s more the food sanitation standards than any ass cleaning. A bidet won’t get rid of worms living in your intestines, no matter how high you dial the pressure.

        • Saik0
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          311 months ago

          I don’t have worms. Your statement was that nobody’s ass is that clean. Mine is clean, pressure washed every day.