'Our long-term objective is to make printing a subscription' says HP CEO gunning for 2024's Worst Person of the Year award
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Not satisfied with merely bricking printers, HP now wants to own them all forever!

‘Our long-term objective is to make printing a subscription’ says HP CEO gunning for 2024’s Worst Person of the Year award | Not satisfied with merely bricking printers, HP now wants to own them al…::It was only the other day we reported how HP has been slapped with a lawsuit in response to measures that disable its printers when fitted with a third-party ink cartridge. Now the company’s CEO,

  • Ann ArchyEnglish
    1•8 months ago

    I propose setting fire to barricades of trash and car tires at strategic positions around every major city. I have some other ideas too, PM me.

    • @MaggotyEnglish
      2•8 months ago

      I like the energy but let’s refrain from committing felonies?

      • Ann ArchyEnglish
        3•8 months ago

        But then there’s nothing left!!

        • @MaggotyEnglish
          1•8 months ago

          Sure there is we can help them with a viral marketing campaign. Just imagine an HP sign with a baseball bat stuck in on some random street corner. It’s art!

          • Ann ArchyEnglish
            3•8 months ago

            Eat the beast from the outside? I like how you think.