And have everybody shout at each other, have people stand in random locations instead of a workstation and give everyone anxiety so much they cry whenever somebody looks at them wrong.
“There, I created the perfect working environment” - Some shitty interior designer at Starfleet
“Now add bright red and blue lights.”
And have everybody shout at each other, have people stand in random locations instead of a workstation and give everyone anxiety so much they cry whenever somebody looks at them wrong.
“There, I created the perfect working environment” - Some shitty interior designer at Starfleet
Don’t forget the crying. So. Much. Crying.
Kathryn would have absolutely fucked their shit up, not a single tear shed.
“Increase lacrimation by 90%.”
Starlet? You just described retail life under those damnable lights that are supposed to simulate daylight for 16 hours a day
And lens flare, shitloads of lens flare.
That’s more JJ than Kurtzman, but he does have it a little too.
Also lights at eye level.