• @[email protected]
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    15210 months ago

    As an American, I cannot legally touch any egg that hasn’t been ultra-pasteurized followed by continuous cold chain refrigeration and served in either a Styrofoam or pulped paper cardboard egg carton.

    • @RaoulDook
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      4310 months ago

      I think you have been misinformed. As an American, I can harvest eggs just like the pictured ones from my own backyard on a regular basis.

      They don’t even cost any money, they come out of chicken asses for free.

      • @joel_feila
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        3510 months ago

        You must have weird chickens. My lay eggs out if their cloaca.

          • @joel_feila
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            410 months ago

            Their colon is. The coloaca is their asshole, and pee hole, and egg hole.

        • @RaoulDook
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          -710 months ago

          Pedantic response, thanks for the great contribution

      • @Mr_BlottOP
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        2710 months ago

        What a noob. Ours come from shops. That way, our entire fuckin garden doesn’t smell like a crashed ammonia tanker

        • @[email protected]
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          1310 months ago

          As a side note, if your chicken coop smells like a crashed ammonia tanker you need to add more carbon in the coop. Dead leaves, cardboard, shredded wood or wood chips are working well.

        • @RaoulDook
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          510 months ago

          Sorry your yard is so small. Mine is large enough that the chicken coop is far away from the house and is usually not a bother. Summertime when the wind is just wrong can be an annoying stench, but it’s almost nothing compared to the smell of dumpsters in a big city during summer heat.

          • @Mr_BlottOP
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            2410 months ago

            We call our yards “metres” and they’re a little bit bigger than yours

            • @RaoulDook
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              -510 months ago

              Off topic pedantry, great response

                • @RaoulDook
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                  110 months ago

                  You have no idea how big I can live. What if I told you that I knew a guy who can turn you into a walrus?

                  • cheesepotatoes
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                    410 months ago

                    I’d say pass whatever you’ve got, I’ll take a snort.

      • JJROKCZ
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        29 months ago

        Let’s not pretend the acquisition and upkeep of chickens is free… if you eat a lot of eggs it is absolutely worth it, but there is some cost in setting up a coop, getting chickens, keeping chickens fed and safe from predators, disease, etc.

        Plus you have to have property to keep them on and be allowed to have them on your property. For most Americans that isn’t possible due to lack of home ownership or HOA restrictions on what animals you can have on “your” property. (HOAs are bullshit)

          • @EdibleFriend
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            1910 months ago

            I just noticed the mistake and I knew one of you smart asses was going to call me out before I message to fix it :(

            • @Mr_BlottOP
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              2310 months ago

              You message to fix it? What, you have staff to do it for you?