• Transporter Room 3
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    1010 months ago

    If I were stuck in an elevator with Putin, Netanyahu, a gun with two bullets, and RICK FUCKING BERMAN I’d shoot RICK FUCKING BERMAN twice.

    • @Wodge
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      1210 months ago

      I’d shoot Putey and Booby Yetiyahoo, but let Berman know that he’s next unless he publicly apologizes for what he’s done.

        • It's A Faaaahhkeah!
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          210 months ago

          Yeah people always forget you can beat the shit out of the other people with the gun in these thought games.

      • Nightwatch Admin
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        210 months ago

        Well, I was thinking that you could just shoot the 2 war criminals, and after that kick some brain damage into Berman’s head… but that would imply brain.

    • NoSpiritAnimal
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      410 months ago

      I’d probably shoot Putin and Netti, Berman can catch these hands.