• HopingForBetter
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    1301 year ago

    Step 1. Invent microplastics.
    Step 2. Have people ingest microplastics into their bodies.
    Step 3. Evolve plastic-eating mushrooms.
    Step 4. ???
    Step 5. The Last of Us IRL

    • @Anticorp
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      1 year ago

      Those two dudes in the fenced off city led pretty great lives in The Last of Us. Everyone else suffered terribly though.

      • Advocado
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        31 year ago

        Step 6: Become a closeted prepper

        • @Anticorp
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          1 year ago

          That needs to be step 3 at the latest, otherwise you won’t be prepared in time for step 5.